The Hunt by Blue Rose and another participant who shall remain nameless

It all started when someone, whose name will not be mentioned, happened to say a rather

inapropriate word, a useless and tasteless word, a word that came out of the gutter, theTrash, the Bowels of Inhuman! Existence!... *pant pant*... but I digress. I told him that he should stop using such foul and uncouth language and he issued the challenge, "Make me."And so a fight ensued. I took a tranqilizer off the shelf and a roll of duck tape and started stalking menacingly toward him. He, being the veritable wimp that he is, would not stand and fight like a man and instead ran away. The chase was on. Through very dense forest we ran. In and around the trees; he dodging trank darts, and I dodging whip or blade or whatever weapon he happened to grab. He would not escape the wrath of the Tranqil Avenger; justice would be done. Then I revealled an advantage of mine: I would never run out of tranqilizer darts. He also revealled a secret: his Wall of Weapons stretched for miles. It looked to be an even match. But I will win, of course. I am the one with righteousness on my side.

And then that fateful bell. The one that signals feeding time. The ever commanding and ever to be obeyed Dinner Call. But you cannot hide forever. I will succeed. Good will triumph over evil. And the hunt was paused.

I have resumed the hunt

badbuddah: come

BlueRose: we were running through the woods were we not?

badbuddah: yes

badbuddah: before the dinner call interrupted

BlueRose: ah yes that o so commanding dinner bell

badbuddah: *replaces naginata into weapon-space*

badbuddah: *pulls out a pair of fighting sticks*

badbuddah: let the hunt resume

badbuddah: *jumps into the nearest tree and disappears*

BlueRose: *standing behind a tree* "Come if you dare!"

badbuddah: *voice echoes from everywhere and nowhere at once* catch me if you can

BlueRose: *stalks through the trees, looking this way and that* "you can not hide from me forever"

badbuddah: *drops down behind you* i did not intend to

badbuddah: *lashes out with a fighting stick*

BlueRose: *quickly turns around and shoots dart at close range then blocks the stick*

BlueRose: the dart did not miss

badbuddah: *brings up other stick to deflect the dart, then fades into the shadows again*

badbuddah: well aimed

BlueRose: it could not have missed

badbuddah: it didnt

BlueRose: because i shot two Mwaahhhh haha ha

badbuddah: it grazed my shoulder

badbuddah: hey you have to say your actions!

badbuddah: no sneaky **** like that

BlueRose: it was a stealth shot that was instant

BlueRose: PAUS$E

badbuddah: yeah?

BlueRose: my little sister was hovering and that was a very bad thing to put at a very bad time

BlueRose: you will pay dearly

badbuddah: lol

badbuddah: sry

BlueRose: *laughs an evil laugh* I am closing in on you

badbuddah: i only meant to impress on the dishonor of the last action, to my lady

BlueRose: run while you can

badbuddah: i assume we resume?

BlueRose: it was no dishonor as your words were

BlueRose: yes

badbuddah: *switches fighting sticks out for armored gloves*

BlueRose: *follows into the shadows*

badbuddah: now comes the real fun

BlueRose: "come out come out wherever you are"

BlueRose: *silently stalks prey*

badbuddah135: ^echoey voice again^ im quite happy away from those darts

BlueRose: "i will find you soon enough and then you will taste my full wrath

BlueRose: *sees shadow move and shoots it*

badbuddah: *sneaks up and attacks the dart thrower while you are distracted*

badbuddah: whyd you shoot the deer?

badbuddah: it didnt do nothing to you?

BlueRose: *turns quickly and shoots and blocks the attack with the gun*

BlueRose: it is only sleeping but for you there will be a worse fate

badbuddah: *shot misses my ear by millimeters*

badbuddah: heh

badbuddah: check your weapon

BlueRose: it is fine

badbuddah: i cracked it with my attack

badbuddah: you werent the target, it was!

badbuddah: try firing that now

badbuddah: itll splinter in your face

BlueRose: it can not crack as it is made with special plastic and titanium

badbuddah: mwaha ha ha ha ha!

BlueRose: lol

BlueRose: *laughs at your folly*

badbuddah: then what is that jagged little line running up the weapon?

badbuddah: *disappears again into the night shadows*

BlueRose: *looks at weapon* How could you! You scratched my beautiful gun! The gaul! The... the... hutspa! (not sure of spelling)

badbuddah: #its chutsba#

BlueRose: This my weapon of righteous justice, you shall be avenged

badbuddah: heh

badbuddah: hand to hand or back to weapons?

BlueRose: #thanx#

badbuddah: #np#

BlueRose: hmmm

BlueRose: hard decision

badbuddah: *drops down in front of you* NO TIME!

badbuddah: *begins flashing hand and foot strikes your way testing your defenses

BlueRose: kicks out and ducks fists or anythig else like that

BlueRose: "go slow. I'm out of practice"

badbuddah: *leaps over the low kick and lashes out with a leg for a midlevel sidekick

badbuddah: yeah and you think i liked dodging darts?

badbuddah: how it feel to dodge fists?

badbuddah: HYAAAAAA!

badbuddah: *gathers balance for a moment before resuming the offense*

BlueRose: *swivels under kick, turns around and delivers flying kick to chest

badbuddah: *backrolls to ablate the kick*

badbuddah: nice tag

badbuddah: *rolls forward and scissors your legs out and pins to ground* yeild?

BlueRose: o man

badbuddah: YIELD?

BlueRose: PAUSE

badbuddah: eh?

BlueRose: my sis is watching tv right behind me and its slowing me down. I have a rather one track mind

badbuddah: lol

badbuddah: its apparent

BlueRose: it might go all over the place but it always stays on one track

badbuddah: lol

BlueRose: anyway...

badbuddah: resume?

badbuddah: or what?

BlueRose: how am i pinned? give me a mental picture

BlueRose: i can't see it at the moment

badbuddah: ummmmm......

badbuddah: hands on your elbow joints to prevent movement and legs laced together to prevent kicking

badbuddah: sounds wrong but is very effective

BlueRose: i'm kinda getting it... it's coming to me.

BlueRose: how to you mean laced

badbuddah: intertwined

badbuddah: looped together

badbuddah: neither of us can use our legs

BlueRose: ok.

BlueRose: i think i see

BlueRose: repeat: rather slow

BlueRose: *i am

BlueRose: but ok

badbuddah: our faces are about 6 inches apart

BlueRose: so...

badbuddah: so basically i just yelled in your face

BlueRose: *takes offence* how rude!

BlueRose: ^_^

badbuddah: well i asked you a question and you ignored it

badbuddah: had to get your attention

BlueRose: I was interrupted but i will forgive this because the tv is rather strong

BlueRose: now..

BlueRose: "No. I will not yield!"

badbuddah: do you yield or do i have to knock you unconsious

badbuddah: so be it

badbuddah: *headbutts you in the forehead*

badbuddah: *again...and again...and again....*

BlueRose: whoaw

badbuddah: my head is harder than yours

badbuddah: now do you yield?

BlueRose: you should have realized after the first headbutt that my head was no longer in the line of fire because I had wriggled out from under your hands while you were pounding yourself into the ground

BlueRose: ^_^

badbuddah: *smirks evilly* i do so love it when they play hard to get

badbuddah: remember you cant go far

BlueRose: then while you were still recovering, i sat on you

BlueRose: *smirks evilly back*

badbuddah: oh, a contest of strength is it?

BlueRose: * arms go under your neck in a head lock

badbuddah: heaves up and rolls out of it

BlueRose: gets up from the ground and tackles you again

badbuddah: *sidekicks you in the chest and

BlueRose: falls down cuz it missed

badbuddah: *follows up with more kicks and punches

BlueRose: into the air

BlueRose: you are really messing up a lot tonight

BlueRose: ^_^

badbuddah: heh

badbuddah: heh heh heh

BlueRose: lol it is rather funny

badbuddah: *bangs fists together then strikes the ground directly below him sending you to the ground from the shockwave*

badbuddah: your right it IS funny

badbuddah: lol

BlueRose: O we have superpowers now do we?

badbuddah: nope

badbuddah: focus

BlueRose: super strength?

badbuddah: its possible to do that

badbuddah: just very very very hard

BlueRose: hmmm

badbuddah: one in a million chance of working

badbuddah: *tags your leg with a swift kick but doesnt do much damage*

BlueRose: which it didn't quite because it only knocked me to my knees which

badbuddah: *feral smile*

BlueRose: i quickly get up from

badbuddah: a worthy opponent at last

BlueRose: i run to the nearest tree and do the run-up-and-do-a-kick-in-the-air-thing

BlueRose: but i was a little off center so i just get your shoulder

badbuddah: *catches leg and pushes you back into the tree*

BlueRose: aaahhhh!!!

badbuddah: that looked painful

BlueRose: it did

BlueRose: sitting for a moment

badbuddah: *extends hand*

badbuddah: the sparring is done for today.

BlueRose: *grabs hand and knocks head into the tree

badbuddah: youve made excellent progress

badbuddah: * shakes head in disbelief*

badbuddah: ou should know better than to hit my head

BlueRose: it will not be over till i avenge my gun

badbuddah: *promptly punches you in the face*

BlueRose: *gives the Quatra moment laugh*

badbuddah: *repeatedly*

BlueRose: it will not hurt till it is over

badbuddah: damn it i said the sparring was done!

badbuddah: *charges up ki*

badbuddah: dont make me do this

BlueRose: i have ducked the rest of your punches and given you a swift uppper cut

badbuddah: ow *drawls out sarcastically*

BlueRose: Pause

badbuddah: yo?

BlueRose: #what is ki#

badbuddah: #internal power#

BlueRose: like DBZ?

badbuddah: #not for anything like dbz no#

BlueRose: ?

badbuddah: #think tai chi and the balance it creates#

BlueRose: *gives the curious puppy look*

badbuddah: all it really does is focus and slightly invigorates ou

BlueRose: o

badbuddah: anyway

BlueRose: like your mind giving you a shot of adrenaline

badbuddah: precisely

BlueRose: k

BlueRose: #thanx#

badbuddah: only without the let down at the end of the rush

badbuddah: but i do have to get the chores done.

BlueRose: now back to the game

badbuddah: sorry

BlueRose: o maaaaan

badbuddah: next time noble fighter

BlueRose: you will not escape me for ever my worthy opponent

badbuddah: hang your weapon on the rack of hallowed weapons and train for the next match

badbuddah: night

BlueRose: k

BlueRose: ja ne

BlueRose: greetings mighty warior. shall we resume our battle?

badbuddah: nay

BlueRose: and pray why not

badbuddah: this time maiden of valor i am too exhausted to fight

BlueRose: exausted from what may i ask

badbuddah: life

BlueRose: too true

BlueRose: i feel this as well

badbuddah: many hours will i need to rest

BlueRose: this too i feel

BlueRose: we shall meet again at a more worthy time

badbuddah: yes

badbuddah: yes we shall

BlueRose: Ja matta ne

badbuddah: ja ne

BlueRose: it was supposed to say darn

badbuddah: but it

badbuddah: didnt

badbuddah: oh well

BlueRose: was it that kind of day

badbuddah: yep

BlueRose: k

BlueRose: i'll forgive you if you don't let it happen again

badbuddah: *sticks tongue out*

badbuddah: they are just words

BlueRose: but they dirty up my screen

BlueRose: :-P

badbuddah: bah

BlueRose: shall we resume our battle over this

badbuddah: unadvisable; im holding a nuke

badbuddah: :-P

BlueRose: but i just happen to have a nuke proof shield

BlueRose: :-P

BlueRose: and a new and improved tranq gun

BlueRose: :-D

badbuddah: *stares at you balefully*

BlueRose: why

BlueRose: u knew this would happen

badbuddah: *pulls out a pistol

badbuddah: *shoots tranq gun

badbuddah: what gun?

BlueRose: tranq gun has been moved behind my back as I move away through the trees

BlueRose: i move around to the back of you and start shooting\

BlueRose: you will not escape me for long

badbuddah: *tranqs impact on body armor. do not penetrate*

badbuddah: only if you can dope me up

BlueRose: i aim for the cracks

BlueRose: just stay still

badbuddah: *fades into the shadows*

BlueRose: it'll only sting a moment

badbuddah: i will if you will

BlueRose: no!

BlueRose: get back here

badbuddah: *flips the bird*

badbuddah: later

BlueRose: ?

BlueRose: do i want to know what that was

badbuddah: WAIT!!!!!!!!

BlueRose: as i continue stalking

BlueRose: what

badbuddah: you dont know what flipping someone the bird means?

BlueRose: i think i know but lets not discus it any further

badbuddah: right

badbuddah: moving on

BlueRose: i see your back as you walk away from me

badbuddah: uhhhhh

BlueRose: i shoot three darts

badbuddah: no im above you

badbuddah: *drops down and sweeps legs

BlueRose: jumps up

badbuddah: *jumps into trees and dissapears again

BlueRose: and kicks in face

badbuddah: missed

BlueRose: i'll get you yet

BlueRose: jumps into the trees and follows

badbuddah: hey dan just stopped by

BlueRose: shoots you under the arm while your not looking]\

BlueRose: i got u this time

badbuddah: catches dart

BlueRose: u can't deny it

badbuddah: damn that was lucky

BlueRose: it wa not

BlueRose: because it still pricked u

BlueRose: :-P

badbuddah: *passes out

badbuddah: you win

BlueRose: YES!!!!

badbuddah: lata

BlueRose: sweet triumph

BlueRose: thank you noble knight for the fair fight

badbuddah: ja ne

BlueRose: ja ne